Which Will Change Faster: Technology or Me?

I'm voting for me. 

Yes, technology changes all the time.  Computers get faster and smaller, people text each other instead of talking to each other, and maybe one day we'll all be driving electric cars.  Everyone is always talking about how quickly technology changes and how easy it is to get left behind, but people can change very quickly too.  The following photo shows the type of technology I was interested in as recently as the beginning of this year.

Now, however, I am interested in technology such as you see below.

This, folks, is the Ultimate Crib Sheet which as the Amazon.com review says is apparently, "the epitome of ease and convenience.  Instead of needing a separate sheet, waterproof pad, and mattress pad, parents can just use one Ultimate Crib Sheet. This fantastic nursery bedding accessory combines absorbency, comfort, and wetness protection in three layers: a sheet on top, soft padding in the middle, and vinyl next to the mattress."

I'm not sure if I should say, "Wow!  Talk about cool technology!" or, "Yikes!  What is happening to me?"